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Hunter Kallay
January 09, 2026
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Happy FRY-nancial FRY-day! Here’s what this week’s AI developments mean for markets and money. 💸
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SALTY STORIES OF THE WEEK 🧂
JPMorgan Chase’s asset-management division, which oversees over $7 trillion in client assets, is cutting ties with outside proxy-advisory firms and will instead use its own AI-powered system, called Proxy IQ, to guide how it votes on shareholder issues at U.S. companies. (Read More)
xAI has raised $20 billion in an oversubscribed Series E funding round—well above its $15 billion target—with backing from major investors like Fidelity, Qatar Investment Authority, NVIDIA, and Cisco. The funds will help xAI expand its infrastructure, including its Colossus supercomputers. (Read More)
THIS WEEK’S DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH 💎
Image: Analog Devices
This week’s diamond in the rough: Analog Devices
How is Analog Devices using AI? Analog Devices makes the tiny but powerful technology that helps electronics sense, measure, and respond to the world around them. Their chips are used in everything from cars and factories to smartphones and medical devices. At a basic level, they create the parts that help machines "understand" real-world signals—like sound, temperature, movement, and power—and turn those signals into digital data that computers can use.
Why is Analog Devices valuable? Analog Devices has a market cap of $134 billion and is showing signs of renewed growth. It posted a 10.24% earnings-per-share (EPS) increase last quarter, with the next report due February 18, 2026. As more devices implement smart features, demand is likely to rise.
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